1 The Pants Tent 2 Ted and Mary 3 Porno Gil 4 The Bracelet 5 Interior Decorator 6 The Wire 7 AAMCO 8 Beloved Aunt 9 Affirmative Action 10 The Group

1 The Car Salesman 2 Thor 3 Trick or Treat 4 The Shrimp Incident 5 The Thong 6 The Acupuncturist 7 The Doll 8 Shaq 9 The Baptism 10 The Massage

1 Chet's Shirt 2 The Benadryl Brownie 3 Club Soda and Salt 4 The Nanny from Hell 5 The Terrorist Attack 6 The Special Section 7 The Corpse-Sniffing Dog 8 Krazee-Eyez Killa 9 Mary, Joseph and Larry 10 The Grand Opening

1 Mel's Offer 2 Ben's Birthday Party 3 The Blind Date 4 The Weatherman 5 The 5 Wood 6 The Car Pool Lane 7 The Surrogate 8 Wandering Bear 9 The Survivor 10 Opening Night

1 The Larry David Sandwich 2 The Bowtie 3 The Christ Nail 4 Kamikaze Bingo 5 Lewis Needs a Kidney 6 The Smoking Jacket 7 The Seder 8 The Ski Lift 9 The Korean Bookie 10 The End

1 Meet the Blacks 2 The Anonymous Donor 3 The Ida Funkhouser Roadside Memorial 4 The Lefty Call 5 The Freak Book 6 The Rat Dog 7 The TiVo Guy 8 The N Word 9 The Therapists 10 The Bat Mitzvah

1 Funkhouser's Crazy Sister 2 Vehicular Fellatio 3 The Reunion 4 The Hot Towel 5 Denise Handicap 6 The Bare Midriff 7 The Black Swan 8 Officer Krupke 9 The Table Read 10 Seinfeld

1 The Divorce 2 The Safe House 3 Palestinian Chicken 4 The Smiley Face 5 Vow of Silence 6 The Hero 7 The Bi-Sexual 8 Car Periscope 9 Mister Softee 10 Larry vs. Michael J. Fox

1 Foisted! 2 The Pickle Gambit 3 A Disturbance in the Kitchen 4 Running with the Bulls 5 Thank You for Your Service 6 The Accidental Text on Purpose 7 Namaste 8 Never Wait for Seconds! 9 The Shucker 10 Fatwa!

1 Happy New Year 2 Side Sitting 3 Artificial Fruit 4 You're Not Going to Get Me to Say Anything Bad About Mickey 5 Insufficient Praise 6 The Surprise Party 7 The Ugly Section 8 Elizabeth, Margaret and Larry 9 Beep Panic 10 The Spite Store

1 The Five-Foot Fence 2 Angel Muffin 3 The Mini Bar 4 The Watermelon 5 IRASSHAIMASE! 6 Man Fights Tiny Woman 7 Irma Kostroski 8 What Have I Done? 9 Igor, Gregor, & Timor 10 The Mormon Advantage

1 Atlanta 2 The Lawn Jockey 3 Vertical Drop, Horizontal Tug 4 Disgruntled 5 Fish Stuck 6 The Gettysburg Address 7 The Dream Scheme 8 The Colostomy Bag 9 Ken/Kendra 10 No Lessons Learned